Kate Plus 2...million years.
This week’s Time Waste is from a conglomeration of sources: primarily, it’s from the fact that scientists classified fossils of a new species, which may be one of our 2-million-year-old ancestors, Australopithecus sediba; that Kate Gosselin is on Dancing With the Stars, I guess; and because Hugh Hefner flat out refused to even consider her for Playboy (saying, quote, “I don’t think she’s a celebrity.”). This image, I feel, is justified, since she and Jon are probably the worst parents since Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman in Matilda. I frankly think this was a visual improvement, but that just may be me and my predilection towards older women. Zinga!
Worlds As Myth 