Weekly Time Waste: Dick Keeps Ticking Edition

Just Keeps Ticking, Just Keeps Ticking

Old tech meets new tech.

This week’s Time Waste comes from the fact that Dick Cheney has suffered his fifth heart attack and still lives. According to The BBC the 69-year-old has been experiencing heart attacks since we was 37, which was in 1978, presumably onset by President Carter’s decision to halt production of the neutron bomb. When asked for comment, Cheney’s aides apologized that he could not come to the phone, that the former veep was preoccupied with returning to his routine, which includes sticking things besides bread into the family toaster.


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