This Week’s Time Waste sponsored by the story that former Playboy Playmate, Heidi Montag, has a plastic surgery addiction. Despite having had as many as ten plastic surgeries in one day last November, Montag continues to attempt to retract her previous statement in People Magazine, where she said she was “beyond obsessed” with these procedures. I frankly believe her. If she did, presumably she’d look much like she does up there – with Joan Rivers’ vagina on her face. Zinger!