Hide Your Children, Legion Storms Theaters Next Month

After the jump, due to the graphic nature of the (dirty-mouthed grandma and abundant gore in the) trailer, is the red band ad for the visually-stimulating, bowel-liquifyingly horrifying, action-packed movie due January 22, 2010: Legion. The story picks up with the Archangel Michael coming to earth to protect a pregnant waitress who’s carrying the infant Messiah, who the angels of heaven and the demons of hell all have dibs on to treat as a rugby ball. Starring  Dennis Quaid (Innerspace, Traffic), Kate Walsh (Private Practice, Grey’s Anatomy), Paul Bettany (A Beautiful Mind, A Knights Tale) as Michael, and Adrianna Palicki (the upcoming Elektra Luxx, and the Red Dawn re-make) as the expectant waitress, this adrenaline-pumping, thrill-a-minute film looks to promise no disappointment and good-times to be had by all – except your children, whom it will probably, literally, scare the shit out of.

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